A darkly-comic, dystopian/sci-fi-/thriller mashup. You’ll never look at a superstore the same way again.
“Laugh-out-loud funny and one of the most refreshing novels to come along in years.” – Detroit Free Press, 5-Star review
The CEO of AllMart, the world's largest chain of discount stores, has become unhinged and the feds send a team of ultra-deep special forces to stop him.
This delightful novel takes you on a hallucinogenic carnival ride through the company's flagship store ...
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A darkly-comic, dystopian/sci-fi-/thriller mashup. You’ll never look at a superstore the same way again.
“Laugh-out-loud funny and one of the most refreshing novels to come along in years.” – Detroit Free Press, 5-Star review
The CEO of AllMart, the world's largest chain of discount stores, has become unhinged and the feds send a team of ultra-deep special forces to stop him.
This delightful novel takes you on a hallucinogenic carnival ride through the company's flagship store that covers an ever-expanding swath of southern Ohio. Told through the horrified eyes of K, an office temp who has accidentally been recruited for his "special skills," Mart of Darkness pits the team against feral live-in shoppers, morality-free executives, and quantum technology that threatens to collapse the global economy. K is in way over his head and can't find a way out. Join him as he crosses the Videocean, passes through the Great Gates of Giardiniera, and gains a lasting appreciation for early Native American hunting practices. Chug an energy drink, don't expect cell phone service inside, and climb on for the ride!
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