T.E.D.D. is a trash droid with glitches, sarcasm to spare, and zero interest in dealing with our crap.
Unfortunately, quitting isn’t easy when blackouts, psychotic episodes, and a corporate death squad are on your tail. To survive, T.E.D.D. must embrace his anomaly—and maybe even team up with...
Space travel is so overrated.
Bounty hunting isn't any better, but it's what Sloane Tarnish needs to do if she wants to fix the rundown spaceship her uncle dumped on her. So she can find him and dump it right back.
Problem A: Her uncle also ditched his motley crew–made up of a cranky ace pil...
Did you know that the Loch Ness Monster is an absolute tool?
Also, saving the world from hyper-powerful interdimensional beings having marital issues is really, really hard.
But the Loch Ness Monster--Yeah! Tool!
When Chris Loughty finds a strange woman waiting for him in his house, he hears her out. Maybe it's because he's at his lowest point. Maybe it's because she possesses technology unknown to anyone on Earth. Or maybe it's because she's the most beautiful woman he's ever seen.
Whatever the reason, h...
In the beginning, GOD created the Earth—a profound statement unless you know that by "GOD," I mean the General Observable Dimension corporation, and by "Earth," I refer to their immensely profitable simulation known as human existence.
Among GOD's lesser-known creations is Richard, a nobody to ...
[US Sale] Sloane Tarnish doesn't mean to collect enemies like a Nano-Healer collects germs. They just keep showing up, for absolutely no reason at all.
Yes, she hired her last bounty target to work on her ship instead of turning him in. And yes, she supposes she can see why the Cosmic Trade Feder...
Founding fathers. Fathers. Daddy issues.
Welcome to Mars.
Mars has declared its independence from Earth—but now has to figure out how to function as a country. And that takes more than a new flag, an arena-worthy anthem, and naming Pluto the donkey the national animal. As the Red Planet spiral...
I’m Ed Turner. I call myself a private detective. You might call me an extraterrestrial. And I am. Hiding in plain sight here on Earth. Me and the others of my ilk call ourselves Pazu. I’m from a planet whose name sounds something like Zyxltl in your tongue. Zyxltl is in a star system whose name...
Ben Roberts hears voices…alien voices.When word of his abilities spreads through the galactic grapevine, Ben ranks number one on an A.I.’s most wanted list to become their cybernated slave. A bleak prospect, but what if they offered him everything he ever dreamed of in exchange?A headstrong spac...
Jonny Hollywood is living the dream. As the king of late-night television, his charm and charisma light up screens across America, masking a past of razor-sharp comedy now dulled by fame's golden sheen. From adoring fans to endless luxury, Jonny has it all—or so he thinks.
When a bizarre encoun...